I'm dead. HSUAHSUH
Eu tava conversando com o Kirk, dai ele começou a contar umas piadas, dai eu comecei a rir. E ai eu procurei mais piadas e achei umas tão engraçadaaaaaaaaas! HSUAHSUAHS Oh: "John, I have two bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" "Combine them!" "Your wife cheats us! e essa também: Top Ten Rejection Lines - By Men 1. I think of you as a sister. (You are ugly) 2. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are ugly) 3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are ugly) 4. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly) 5. I've got a girlfriend. (Ugly, ugly, ugly) 6. I don't date women where I work.) (You're ugly) 7. It's not you, it's me. (Anybody believe that?) 8. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly) 9. I'm celibate. (You're ugly) 10. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly) Era só isso. See ya!